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shoe inspector

Slang for FERRET, since FERRETS love to inspect their owner's shoes. Probably derived from their instinct to check holes for small animals to kill and eat.
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I want to move to California, but, are shoe inspectors legal there?
by Gilmann Marshall March 22, 2009
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Bed Inspector

The secret rapist/friend under your bed while your awake then goes on top of the bed to sleep next to you while your asleep.
Matthew is Daniel's Bed Inspector.
by TheBedInspector June 11, 2011
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corned beef inspector

Did you see that corned beef inspector at the club last night? He was a raging flamer.
by suckdeeznuts March 15, 2009
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building inspector

Under worked stuffed shirt that pretends he is important by delaying jobs and complaining about being overworked, yet never answers the phone or shows up on time.

See: waste of sperm or mouth breather.
The building inspector was supposed to be here in the morning to inspect the footings, and now I have to pay the cement truck to sit and wait for him.

Hurry up and waitfailurethe one that shoulda been swallowedbest part of you ran down your moms legoverpaidfucktard
by mr 300zx October 9, 2013
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man hole inspector

a man who like to get inside man holes (the arse of a man) and give them a good cleanout
has anyone seen the film the man hole inspector that shit is disscusting
by the big gimp September 28, 2005
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Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.
The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector
by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021
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CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
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