Arc_Impulse

Another ACF Troll who couldn't even figure out how to change his toolbar in firefox; he also appears to have a strange attraction to young girls

All was going well on their date, untill the girl informed Arc_Impulse that she was only 13 shortly before, what was certain to be, a sexual encounter.

by Mephiston November 29, 2004

impussable

A term used to describe a version of the female species who is in no conceivable way willing to interact in sexual activity. No matter how hard you try, she will not give it up.

1.) "Dude! I'm totally gonna hook up with that Tammy chick tonight!"
"No way man, she's a virgin Mormon. There is no way you're getting past that force field. That's mission: impussable."

2.) "Man, i totally thought i was going to score with this drunk chick last night, but she would not put out. She was being so impussable."

by Jam Master Joke October 26, 2009

Impulse HL2RP

A Garry's Mod server in which people like to pretend they are half-life 2 characters. You can see things such as toilets just randomly on the street and vortigaunts micspamming Russian music. Kind of like if New York City and Florida came together and made a video game.

X_Mezo_X: Hey, me and avx are gonna blow up some IEDs, Would you like to join us?

Yarna Crimson: No, I am not playing Impulse HL2RP Currently

by JoseTha1 March 30, 2021

third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

Gylax Node Implosion

In 2004 a person appeared on the interweb calling himself Kal of The Troggs. He stated that he was from the future and by means of the Gylax Node Implosion he was thrust backwards into time to the year 1985 where he hibernated in his stasis cocoon until 1999 the year that we all partied as Prince instructed. He also stated that the Gylax Node was a giant generator device that supplied electricity to the area in which he came from. In November of 2004 the person calling himself Kal of The Troggs said "The Gylax Node has been repaired and i must return to the floating continent" Nobody has heard from him since. Sceptics say that this may have been an extravogant hoax or prank. The only thing that was left from this was a picture of a half frog half man type creature. The Gylax Node Implosion was supposedly caused when a creature known only as Thramdon fell into it causing a massive implosion that distorted the laws of space and time as we know it.

"I have come many nurads to your time by means of the Gylax Node Implosion"

by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 8, 2004

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

Impustor

The sus impostor from among us, but it is the sauce impustor from amangis

person 1: dammit the impustor killed me!
person 2: shoot man was he acting sauce or no?
person 1: barely sauce for amangis.

by Goldfish134 July 20, 2021