Ipad

An ipad is just a normal iphone on stereroids

Shit, my iphone doesnt fit in my pocket. Must be on roids, IPAD

by Theonewithabigcock April 21, 2018

Ipad

The Fucking thing that soccer mom in front of you had to take pictures with.

Can your fucking ipad be any bigger woman!

by Joe Meof October 19, 2019

ipad

Those who are clueless what an mp3 player is might call any kind of device with head phones an iPad. Mostly senior citizens

granny 1 : Teenagers today are too obsessed with technology
granny 2 : Yea, they are always listening to their iPads , in our time we had to go out and buy a record off a store
(The above is a true story)

by Takavar May 31, 2005

Ipad

1. The word someone uses for an mp3 player when:
A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad
B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple

2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.

1. "whoa! dude, why do you have three ipads? don't you only need one?"

2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."

by 1_uca March 13, 2005

iPad Kid

Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.

Quackity: *sneezes like a toddler*
Chat: "IPAD KID"

Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH

by eurphoria March 28, 2021

iPad insomnia

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

by t0mt October 1, 2010

cuban ipad

term used in 2015 to tell someone that their roblox exploits are trash

Cuban Ipad Exploits

by P0larr November 25, 2020