Turd Hurdler

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')

Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"

by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016

tlao hurda

Pronounced ( tlaw- herda)

South African term for “ they will hurt you”. Usually used when someone gets into a toxic relationship

Girl 1: Friend, i got a boyfriend

Girl 2: A monna tlao hurda ( a man will hurt you)

by Joburgboetrudz May 24, 2021

Fruhden Hurden

Ingognito voice box. Used by the army to send signals. It is also a funny thing so over and over like the dumb shit you are.

Fruhden Hurden Hurden Hurden.

by yeetburger1 November 30, 2021

hurdler

crazy white boy that jumps shit and likes to jump shit

Yo that white boy be mad trippin...
hell yea son... his ass must be a hurdler!!!

by Frank "Scarface" H December 15, 2008

Turd Hurdle

Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.

"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."

by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016

Nerd Hurdle

(nûrd hûr’dl) n., v. -dled, -dling n.

a barrier or blockade of ‘nerdiness’ that an individual not of the nerd persuasion must metaphorically ‘leap’ over in order to enjoy or fully appreciate a given experience or situation.

-v. to successfully overcome a nerd hurdle.

She loves Mel Gibson but the aliens were just too big a Nerd Hurdle for her to really enjoy Signs.

by masterofknowledge April 18, 2010

Hurdy Gurdy

The term, first coined in the early 1990s, is used to describe Excrement/Faeces/Poo/Shit/Turd or a Log, and is generally used in the North East of England (Teesside and Tyneside)

"he legged it home fast as fuck for a hurdy gurdy"

or

"I was on a mad mooch and that, and I only stood in a fucking huge hurdy gurdy" didn't I"

by Teesside TinTin November 26, 2019