eye hump

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

hump me fuck me

Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it

Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.

by Bitchesbewitches May 27, 2017

The Hump

Being in a bad mood for whatever reason, and projecting the attitude on all others around you. The Hump generally is associated with a Camel and for people possessing and projecting the attitudes of the Camel.

Peter has just been snapping at everyone this morning. It's not like him. What's he got the hump about?

by zaviae September 18, 2012

Hump Riding

The only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. By travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surpassed the greater quantity of her years some decades hence.

By jove Mertrude, I must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this illustrious task is hump riding.

by Mr. Plainview May 21, 2010

Trump The Hump

Donald Trump

What type of animal does Trump The Hump have on his brainless head?

by 6996 Lover May 29, 2016

Hump hair

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

by @catstevens March 27, 2015

Cunted hump

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

by Mickyboy January 29, 2007