HR-skullfuddery

A unique collective skill found in inept Human Resources departments best describe as "Excellent at mismatching talent to the available job and or task open" , thereby seriously reducing the company's chances of success even more than thought possible by senior management, staff and job candidates alike.

Tina was expert in HR-skullfuddery, effortlessly matching talent to "going nowhere jobs', thus able to exorcise 'career climbers' out the company at lowest cost, when they pose a threat to upper management, with a single stroke of the pen.

by yggiuqs December 8, 2020

Sarah from HR

Sarah from HR is a mystical goddess. No one knows where she can from or where she goes. we think she's related to Cotton Eyed Joe.
Beware Sarah from HR.

We waved cheerfully to Sarah from HR as we drifted through the galaxy.

by Lillian Romanocca October 24, 2019

coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.

The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 24, 2025

HRS

Short for hidden retard strength.

The hypothesis and observation that mentally retarded people have absurd inhumane levels of strength.

Tyrell: Damn that nigga just lifted up a whole ahh table!!!

Joe: Yes, my African American friend, that nigga has a form of HRS

Tyrell: The fuck is HRS Cracka?!

Joe: Hidden retard strength!

Tyrell: Ohhhhh

by Captain Quagmire March 30, 2023

HR

Short for Human Remains. Unsavory creatures, often found in larger organizations, allegedly related to the homo sapiens. Sometimes mistakenly referred to as the Human Resources department. Some say these peculiar life forms play a role in acquiring and keeping top talent in an organization but empirical observations have determined they do nothing of the sort and merely try to justify their existence by changing the organization’s employee performance evaluation framework every 5 years and by concocting corporate catch phrases, often printed in glossy brochures and posters, e.g., “our employees are our most valuable assets”.

- Dude, you look so upset! What’s going on?

- HR, man! I have a meeting with Human Remains later today, man. Wish me luck!

by Belgicano February 29, 2024

HR ndiw

A quote by a hottie with short hair.

Can be used in any situation.

"Hii. Mwa. HR ndiw."
"THIS IS A RAID!! HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW HR NDIW"

by Snigdude November 23, 2021

HR

Harvested (as a) Resource

Hym "Did I tell you the company I work for changed the term for HR (Human resources) to something like 'Talent management' or something? It's the same. It's the same thing. My life is still being harvested as though I'm a crop or some kind of cattle. The HR department is still just a liability mitigation apparatus. Changing the name just makes it sound less-bad I guess. Fuck those guys."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024