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hough

Name given to a small man with a short temper. Similar to small man syndrome, however the extra aggression is to be noted. Most likley to be a virgin with a miniscule penis which further exaserbates the problem of their diminutive stature.

Loves the cock.
That guy is such a 'Hough' because of his small stature petite penis.
by Jim Sampson January 6, 2008
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The Hough

The deepest-voiced, hilarious, novelty t-shirt-wearing extremely modest semi-G there is.
"Who's that deep-voiced, hilarious, novelty t-shirt-wearing extremely modest semi-G?"
The Hough (in a deep voice): I am the Hough! Don't Hassel the Hoff!"
by jashclork July 22, 2009
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Hough

A lesbian woman. Normally small but with a big ass. The type of person who walks round climbing trees looking for women to penetrate with her tongue. Once the Hough finds the woman well shit that woman wont be getting away for a long time. Generally the Hough likes to focus on smaller things that don't matter such as how deep the woman can go into herself with her own fingers.
" Yo look over there"

"Well shit that's a fucking Hough"
by RamdomBrad April 26, 2014
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julianne hough

on dancing with the stars. looks about 35 to me, but apparently she's only 19.
Ew, julianne hough? she's old!
Umm... she's 19...
by chocolategrape March 11, 2008
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Houghmobile

Vehicle used for cruising the streets of Brighton with the sole purpose of attracting homosexuals for the drivers' pleasure.
Hough: "jump in my car, bitch"
Christian: "oh, i'll bat in your mobile"

onlooker: "oh my god look there's a Houghmobile!"
by bezzi August 22, 2008
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hough

man... Debby is such a houghbag. she was taking it up the ass by two dudes at once... using twoooooo hands...
by el wangador January 15, 2004
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Hough Scale

Hough Scale (Huff) is commonly used to rate women by personality and looks. The scale rating is rated by numbers from 1 to 10, one being the lowest and ten being the highest.

The scale has been approved by several men for its harshness on women. Also achieving the number ten is quite difficult because by all means you need to be "perfect".
Bob: "That bitch I fucked last night... was definitely a high 7!" Dan: "Give me a break Bob, that bitch was definitely a 3! She looked like fucking Brian Urlacher for the Bears!"

Alex: "Damn... she definitely a 8." Kyle: "I would say 9 man..." Alex: "Naw, her legs are little fat plus her tits aren't that big."

Kyle: "So... Hough you want to go in there and rate all the women at this party?" Hough: " Dude all these bitches are lower than 6."

John-Mark: "Dude, the Hough Scale has helped me out so much."

Lee: "So what would be my girl on the Hough scale?"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: "Yeah"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: " Yeah..."
Hough: "Ok!" "Well, I think she's a 4, I think she's white trash, she pisses in the guys sink, takes a shit next to us in the guys bathroom, and uses our showers."
Everyone: "Oh shit..."
Lee: " Ok...."
by Delta House May 8, 2008
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