hot pocket 

Some asshole white guy that always wears a red hat.

"Look at that fucking hot pocket over there, he thinks he's so slick with his bright red hat."

hot pocket by James Wilson Jr. February 17, 2014

Hot Pocket 

The act of cupping one's hand around the asshole, with or without pants on. Then farting into the cupped hand, leaving it for a second to gather the gases and finally throwing it into a victim's face.

Boy #1: Dude, I heard you got hot pocketed, are you alright?

Boy #2: Yeah, he got me good, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

Hot Pocket by Tea Oh Em June 17, 2009

hot pocket 

noun: vagina.

you know you like my hot pocket;)))

hot pocket by child&kiddcrew May 24, 2010

Hot Pocket 

When a dude gets hard because a fine piece of ass just walked in front of him, then he blows cum all in his pants.

When Anna and Lindsay walked in the house, Keith hot pocketed.

Hot Pocket by Kwoththehotpocketer December 27, 2007

hot pocket 

When one cuts a hole in the pocket of his pants and masturbates

Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.

hot pocket by Trip Zebra April 25, 2010

Hot Pocket 

Slang for masturbation, so called due to the product's convenience and speed.

Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.

Hot Pocket by Fuzzy Mike April 17, 2006

Hot Pocket 

The act of leaving a big warm dump in the sleeper sofa that your so called "friend" has fell asleep in....and then folding him/her up in it!

"Shit...you should have seen Bobby's face after that hot pocket nap he took."

Hot Pocket by The 13th Shrew August 9, 2009