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Hogwartssexual

A person who is physically or/and mentally attracted to Hogwarts or to any of the Harry Potter characters who attended the wizarding school of Hogwarts. Because they are all so damn hot.
Hello, my name is Rob and I identify as a Hogwartssexual.
by lafufu February 14, 2021
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Hogwarts

I went to my cousin's farm and got HOGWARTS when i got freaky with his pig.
by Mick77 June 29, 2011
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Hogarth

To quickly inhale a large volume of vapor and/or smoke in a super-human fashion.
1. Don't Hogarth that bag, man!

2. Dude, you totally Hogarthed that shit! Load up another bag...
by Volcano Lover August 30, 2010
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hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.
jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017
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hogwartssfx

She is a Tiktok editor with over 1.6k followers. She edits multiple people such as Louis Partridge, Emma Watson, Charli D’amelio and others. She has also posted some tea about Zoe Lagroomer.
“hogwartssfx can’t choose which fandom to be in, so she switched to a normal editor.”
by hogwartssfx November 30, 2020
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Hodar

The ability to identify prostitute from a distance.
I saw her and instantly my hodar was tingling. Later I found her ad on an escort mall.
by LustyMartin September 20, 2010
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Hogwart's Express

A sexual position wit one guy on the bottom with a girl sitting on top. There is another guy with his dick in her ass and another guy with a dick in his ass. There can be any number of guys daisy chained together in this fashion forming the train. All participants wear wizarding robes.
Harry shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the massive Hogwart's Express that had formed on top of him as Hagrid insert himself into Draco positioning himself as the new caboose.
by Headmaster Atlus January 8, 2010
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