to anyone who says this class is easy if you put time into it, from the rest of us normal sophmores: FUCK YOU. this class takes up at least 2 hours every other night. In those hours, you will be piled with HW up your ass non stop. and just when think you know the material when studying for the test, she hands back a goddamned C for all your hard work, blood and tears. this class will take time from all your other damn classes.
sincerely frustrated classmate
sincerely frustrated classmate
jack: hey wats your hardest class?
Mary: oh, there was this one that made me stay up every night b/c ms. mcbitch wont stop assigning hw
jack:...Ap world history?
mary: (sigh) Ap world history
Mary: oh, there was this one that made me stay up every night b/c ms. mcbitch wont stop assigning hw
jack:...Ap world history?
mary: (sigh) Ap world history
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Get the Ap world history mug.A class specifically designed to kill students. Those brave enough to venture into this class will face uncountable sleepless nights and extreme cramping of the hands. Please keep in mind that upon entering this class it will be impossible to keep a job, have friends, or do the homework of any other class unless your day consists of more than 24 hours. Also, if you do not listen to my warnings at least keep Tylonel on hand at all times because you will have a headache everyday.
Please Note:
Although the material in this class which is covered is sometimes interesting it is not worth the amount of work.
Please Note:
Although the material in this class which is covered is sometimes interesting it is not worth the amount of work.
Student 1: "Want to go out somewhere tonight"
Student 2: "Yes, but I can't because Ms. Walker, my AP World History teacher, gave us 100 words to define and two essays for homework so I can't"
Student 2: "Yes, but I can't because Ms. Walker, my AP World History teacher, gave us 100 words to define and two essays for homework so I can't"
by A_Stranger May 2, 2010
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A fun class if you're decently intelligent and you enjoy history. Otherwise it's hell on Earth. Most teachers are like the 1850s slave-drivers you'll read about and make you take several HARD tests every week. It's typical for about a quarter of the class to fail these even though they bum-studied for 10 hours the night before.
Haha suckas, I got a 94 in AP US History and a 5 on the exam. I was also the first person at our school in 6 years to get a 100% on a test. That's how BS the tests are.
Bob: "Hey Ron, how'd you do on the History test?"
Ron: "I got a 78! Whoo!"
Bob: "Nice man!" *high fives*
Bob and Ron aren't your average scene-kid slackers who don't give a shit, they're diligent AP students. No exaggeration there! I got a 78 once and was completely euphoric.
Bob: "Hey Ron, how'd you do on the History test?"
Ron: "I got a 78! Whoo!"
Bob: "Nice man!" *high fives*
Bob and Ron aren't your average scene-kid slackers who don't give a shit, they're diligent AP students. No exaggeration there! I got a 78 once and was completely euphoric.
by Randwulf July 19, 2009
Get the AP US History mug.1. A pretty decent class where you can learn about anything ranging from the Egyptians to the Rennaissance to World War II, and much more.
2. A channel on TV that basically shows about 10% real history and the rest utter bullshit.
3. Something that overprotective parents check to see if you are looking at porn or something innocent like neopets or Wikipedia.
2. A channel on TV that basically shows about 10% real history and the rest utter bullshit.
3. Something that overprotective parents check to see if you are looking at porn or something innocent like neopets or Wikipedia.
1. I have history class 4th block... can't wait.
2. How does Ice Road Truckers have to do with History??
3. Dude, look at my history, it is full of xxx porn. Gotta delete it before my mom finds out.
2. How does Ice Road Truckers have to do with History??
3. Dude, look at my history, it is full of xxx porn. Gotta delete it before my mom finds out.
by Lil Duff 2008 October 10, 2008
Get the history mug.A class that causes students to fear the letters D, B, and Q together. Also causes them to question their sanity. If a class was ever the devil-incarnate, this is it.
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Get the Advanced Placement American History mug.A sex act performed often by members of Canada's high society in which maple syrup is poured generously onto the crotch of the willing female, who then mounts the face of a moose by holding onto its antlers. The Moose encouraged by the presence of the sweet syrup performs cunnilingus on the woman while the Stanley Cup is positioned below to collect the drippings. Once a sufficient volume is collected the willing male participant dips his erect phallus into the cup prior to insertion into the Moose's anus (preferably before the Moose has slurped up all the syrup). Depending upon the size of the phallus inserted into the Moose, one of two results will occur:
(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.
(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.
(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.
(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.
Oh, snap! Did you see Steven Colbert and Sarah Palin do Canada's History to Bullwinkle while Rocky watched?
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Get the Canada's History mug.To prevent a snoopy mom, girlfriend, etc. from looking at your recent internet activity, one should always clear history.
Chris: Did you check out the Sasha Grey link I sent you.
Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link!
Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it?
Matt: Sure did.
Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history.
Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!
Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link!
Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it?
Matt: Sure did.
Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history.
Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!
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