Hennered

Getting friendzoned

He liked this girl but he got hennered

by Unlucky max August 18, 2019

Heezer

A person who inhales smoke furiously.
Roughly translates from a finnish word hiisaaja.

Dude, you puff like a true heezer

by Tokerrr May 10, 2021

Henderson

A person who spends ages preaching about something but abandons the cause as soon as it becomes convenient for them to do so. Like being outwardly pro-LGBT for a decade then taking a massive pay cheque to work in Saudi Arabia.

“Is that an iPhone? I thought you were boycotting Apple because of their dreadful factory conditions?”

“I was, but the new iPhone has an extra camera, AND it comes in my favourite colour.”

“You are an absolute Henderson.”

by Jeff Vader 1990 July 30, 2023

Hendersonville

City in Tennessee where many rich or semi rich people live. Taylor Swift used to live there. But who cares about her?

That girl who only wore designer clothes lives in Hendersonville.

by iloveyoumoreandmore August 5, 2008

Jamie Henderson

The best damned canadian ever, drinks of the wobbly pop (The holy grail of Canadia). Also known as "Hendertime"

Uproots from oot and aboot in canadia where the hosers, beavers and mooses live.

Man, He could be as cool as Hendertime.

by Taylete December 26, 2004

Sluggish Henderson

When shit seeps out of a girl's asshole after an anal sex excursion.

After Ryan fucked Aly in the ass, she had a Sluggish Henderson.

by connortist March 6, 2010

cris henderson

1) a person who mysteriously obtains large amounts of money but doesnt withdraw it. who the hell would call the bank after finding out that an extra 10k had been put in their bank account.

2)a person who lives off their front.

3) a person who creates his own dark cloud, then complains about it.

4) a good friend.

5) the person to call when you are bored off your ass, and want to go party

if you smoke weed everyday, but still manage to get straight a's like some asian.

by anonymous July 9, 2004