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Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.
The guy/girl had to trampoline headbutt that dude.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020
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Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020
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Australian Headbutt

The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
Dude Jake fell asleep on the couch, lets tuck up and give him an australian headbutt!
by Ripn888 October 3, 2021
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Strood Headbutt

Strood Headbutt

A headbutt that is admistered by a resident or Strood ( For those trying to be Posh that's West Rochester)

Normally used when patience are thinner than a Brazilians G-String

Or when all other methods of communicating with Fucktards have been exhausted

The strood Head butt is normally accompanied by the sound DoooOOOOooossshhhhHH
Chris was starting to Piss me off so I gave him a strood Headbutt
by 317beers September 26, 2023
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Turkish Headstand

An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.

Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.

Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity

Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
“Bro, she asked me to do the Turkish Headstand—my soul left my body.”
by XSP8 June 15, 2025
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i'm gonna headbutt ya

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*
by raybeez February 14, 2022
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