Granny Headache

The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.

Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."

John - "Want something for it?"

Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"

by MoxieMegan85 January 22, 2012

Headache Weed

(Noun) (1) Low quality marijuana, or high quality marijuana that has been through a vaporizer.
(2) Extremely small amounts of marijuana collected from many questionable sources. (i.e. the floor, couch cushions, table cracks etc.) Will produce "marijuana" of exceptionally low quality. Results
3) Resin collected from one or more marijuana smoking devices and smoked.

1) "Is this weed or hemp, bro? My head hurts!"
2)"I thought you said you had that fire? Ain't nun but some headache weed, nigga. "
3) "Its been dry around here for weeks. Time to search the cushion cracks for that headache weed. Maybe get half a bowl, eh?"

by Jacob T. Perrotta January 27, 2009

Meat Headache

A headache caused from eating actual quality meat after spending a lifetime eating sub-par meat products like fast food burgers.

I have a meat headache after eating that burger..we should have went to McDonalds. I'm not used to eating real meat..

by mgtymnckin May 24, 2009

Headache Money

Money paid to the nanny for sexual favours when the wife complains of a headache.

Employer: "and that will be your weekly salary."
Nanny: "Does that include headache money?"

by Eric_to_the_F March 26, 2008

tired headache

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.

Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".

by Latina_LC July 21, 2009

Suicide headache

The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.

Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.

by Mrs kitten angel. May 18, 2018

tumblr headache

the inevitable headache you get from sitting on tumblr for 8 hours straight.

Me: Aw man i has a really bad tumblr headache.
You: You really need to get a life and not sitting on tumblr all day.
Me: Yeah I know

by K. Jagger June 25, 2012