hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014

Harmonic Distortion

fart

Did you just make a harmonic distortion?

by California Genius December 7, 2010

arkansas harmonica

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

Hormonica

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.

"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."

by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008

Natural Harmonia Gropius

A twat from the Pokémon franchise who has daddy issues. He is also known as N.

"Have you seen lord N?"
"Oh, you mean Natural Harmonia Gropius? Yeah, I saw him on the ferris wheel with another Pokémon trainer."

by Scientist Colress August 22, 2021

muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.

Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".

by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009

harmonians

People who advocate a romantic relationship between Harry and Hermione in the Harry Potter series. See also "delusional."

The Harmonians were highly depressed and a little hysterical when they were proved wrong by canon.

by Callio September 1, 2005