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ape harvester

A semiautomatic firearm, usually an AR-15 pattern rifle. Useful for harvesting apes or culling a troop which has gotten out of control.
Mang...check out my new Ape Harvester! I’ve got a pile of 30 round magazines ready to go.
by G-persyn December 11, 2019
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Polish Harvest

The act of using a turnip or any root vegetable as a butt-plug then pulling it out. Dookie remains on the end of the vegetable like pulling it out of the earth.
Little Natey celebrated the beginning of Fall by having a Polish Harvest in his bed chambers.
by eL_dao October 1, 2023
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Smell my Harvest

Standing in the corner of a bar and you release a burpe from your arse and somebody walks up to you and smells your fart.
Hey Cassie, come over here and smell my harvest!
by Mike and Spike July 6, 2018
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squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.
I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!
by Schnooge July 9, 2004
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Hardstyle

A genre of hard dance music. First created in the late 90s-early 00s when DJs such as The Prophet and Lady Dana started experimenting with their Nu Style Gabber records, slowing them down by 20-30 BPM to make them more danceable.

Hardstyle tracks can be separated into two categories:

Old School Hardstyle: Commonly known as Early Hardstyle. Usually 140 BPM, characterized by a compressed kick drum sound and a reversed bassline, which can be heard in the offbeat after each kick.

Nu Hardstyle: Also known as Nu Style. Usually 150-160 BPM, with distortion on the kick drum sound, which is often pitch shifted to create a bassline for the melodic part. Nu Style melodies are often written in tuplet, and entire tracks often have “swing” added to them.
DJs and DJ Teams who produce Hardstyle and play it live include Technoboy, DJ Zany, Blutonium Boy, The Prophet (Later work), Showtek, Headhunterz, D-Block & S-te-Fan and Noisecontrollers.

Rave events at which Hardstyle is played include Qlimax, Defqon 1 and Sensation Black.
by AnonymusWantsPie September 9, 2011
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harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.
Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.
by Max L. May 16, 2007
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blue harvest

Code name for star wars

also the name of an episode of family guy where peter tells a story about star wars
by Alex.. January 18, 2008
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