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Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.
Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.
by Little BB November 23, 2013
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Hange

Hange or Hange Zoe is the most smegsy human in the whole world including the demons from the promised neverland 😩😋
Me : Hange is so smegsy 😍
You : YESS BESTIE
by Hange’s Wife April 9, 2021
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Handy Manny

Handy Manny crossed the border to kill Bob The Builder
and steal his spot on tv.
Handy Manny killed Bob the builder last friday
by bunnysoxx March 17, 2011
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throw a handy

To give a handjob, often times casually, between two male heterosexual friends; as a favor, or payback for a favor.
Tim: Bill, did you get my laundry?
Bill: Yeah, Tim, it was no big deal.
Tim: Awww. Thanks, I'll throw a handy to you later on.
Bill: Sounds great, and non-gay!
by Matt "The Magnum" May 7, 2008
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hang the DJ

basically, it's a phrase used as an interjection when the radio station or club DJ is playing some trash. The phrase is used frequently by Morrisey on the 1986 Smiths hit "Panic" where he exhorts that the disco be burned down and the "blessed DJ" by hung up "because the music that they constantly play / it says nothing to me about my life". Considering that's true today, it ain't such a bad idea at all.
Johnny: Hey Joe! They're playing Britney Spears on the radio!

Joey: Hang the DJ!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2007
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Hanger Queen

an aircraft that spends too much time getting repaired in the hanger it never actually is operational/flight ready.
pull the part off the hanger queen......it ain't gonna fly no way....
by Sgt. Spin Dr. February 27, 2009
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handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits
How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut
by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009
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