by 357TVT February 5, 2017
Get the pink fluffy handcuffs mug.Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.
Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!
(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!
by Mega muffster May 29, 2012
Get the Handcuff Muff mug.the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
by joesmith875 August 11, 2011
Get the egyptian handcuff mug.by battlefield friends 2003 January 22, 2024
Get the mongolian handcuffs mug.When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.
by Tollllllyolo August 5, 2023
Get the Golden Handcuffs mug.me: say handcuffs backwards
user: sffucdnah
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me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
user: sffucdnah
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me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021
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