haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015

Dutch Hayride

A wagon loaded with liquor and inflatable love dolls.

Wanna go on a Dutch Hayride?

by Zupdogg May 18, 2021

Dirty hambrick

When a man above 6’ attempts to find a woman (preferably ones called jade or selene) and attempt to enter their rectum via reverse vacuum-seal

“Oh max, careful! My butt is swelling”

“Shut up ho, *slaps butthole teasingly and enters with a dirty hambrick”

by CaelsGay March 8, 2024

Haunted Hayride

when Buckshot and Sematary meet up and start bouncing on each others things

"Hey Buckshot. Wanna have a haunted hayride tonight?" - Semetary

by Slimypoopblast February 23, 2025