Halitosis

Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.

Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.

by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010

Anthony Hamilton

Great R&B singer. Mixes old school voice with a few new beats and such

Mama Knew Love - Anthony Hamilton

by Buddha Man 0 March 19, 2005

Derek Hamilton

the act of masterbating into a sock

I had to make time for a quick Derek Hamilton before school

by zacxdragon December 6, 2010

Hemlit

A boy with a big fat ass. Commonly said to sound like the nerd emoji.

"Well actually, I have a big fat ass"
"You're such a Hemlit."

by Waff505 December 5, 2022

the hamiltons

Speaks mind, balls of steel, couldn't care less, courage.

I haven't got the Hamiltons to even try that scary shit

by The Ryan Wright May 30, 2019

Bethany Hamilton

Courageous Christian teen surfer from North Shore Kauai who was destined to go pro, until a shark bit off her left arm on Halloween '03
Since the attack, she has continued to compete(and win) major surf contests and also participates in many humanitarian projects

"WOW! did you see that chick rip!? She only has one arm!"

by i love waves September 3, 2005

Hamilton College

A small, highly selective, incredibly kick ass college in upstate New York. Known for its renown writing intensive philosophy and its extaordinarily attractive student body, Hamilton College has been molding some of the brightest and most sexually appealing Americans since 1793. Recently, there has been some confusion about Hamilton's incredibility as a result of Colgate University achieving more popularity as a result of their division I sports programs and flamboyantly assertive and ambiguously homosexual students. Hamilton students simply do not see the need to vocalize their superiority because the fact that they all graduate to become loaded, happy, and influential speaks for itself. Literary revolutionary Ezra Pound, famed psychologist B.F. Skinner, and Jesus Christ are all graduates of Hamilton College.

"Hi, I go to Colgate University."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the sperm in your mouth. I'm going to go back to Hamilton College and not have sex with my roommate."

by spr1989 January 27, 2007