Syabil Hakimi

A hairy guy with small dick and smelly ass bitch.Wearing fake yeezys and fake supreme shirt.Tryna be a hypebeast but broke asf

Who is that guy?
Bro,thats Syabil Hakimi bruh,A broke ass kid tryna be a hypebeast bruh

by BITCH UR BEST FRIEND HAHAHAH April 23, 2018

Tun Abrar Hakim

A person who sulks, a lot. Tall and handsome. He is one of the most understanding boyfriend you will ever have. Weird, but a good type of weird. Has a cute personality that can brighten up your horrible day.

My boyfriend loves to Tun Abrar Hakim (lol)

by 🐒🌱 April 23, 2018

Hakiming

Hakiming, the act of being a truly dense cunt.

Tell the guy one thing and he does another, what a Hakim.

I've explained what to do 4 times now! This guy just keeps on Hakiming!

by ProDetailer September 27, 2018

Hakireweti

The definition of Hakireweti it is somewhat similar to a Pedophile, though the differences between them is that a Hakireweti does not have a home, therfore he is homeless. This word originates from the backwater town of Te Puke located in New Zealand, though the history of this word is fairly new it is sure to carry out through history.

Help! That Hakireweti is Chasing me!

by Valorant Player 9 March 1, 2021

HAKIM

THE MOST HANDSOME BOY

Hakim is so handsome

by Hakim the goat October 14, 2021

Hakimi

When someone tries to marry you for your riches, but instead they're not under your name.

She tried to Divorce me, but I hakimi her so that she leaves less than I found her.

by Mr Men's conference April 16, 2023

Hakiminomics

Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.

Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.

by MR MIXER April 16, 2023