Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.
Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
by michael falls December 18, 2008
Get the guatemalan crotch cricketmug. When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.
by Lean Beef December 10, 2015
Get the Guatemalan War Hammermug. When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.
by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019
Get the Guatemalan Q-Tipmug. by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022
Get the Guatemalan Pussy Defenestrationmug. 1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala
2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey
3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.
2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey
3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.
1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.
2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!
3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.
2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!
3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.
by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010
Get the Guatemalan Soup Kitchenmug. (n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.
by The Geographer January 4, 2005
Get the Guatemalan bake salemug. A Guatemalan Spice Tumbler is the act of kidnapping Mexican men and women and throwing them in the back of an empty White panel van and pouring hot sauce on them and placing Large stones in the van and driving like an Asian so that they fly around in the back of the van. The one with the least blood n them wins. :)
by I like the thicc Bois November 10, 2020
Get the guatemalan spice tumblermug.