Grom

Grom is a dashing, middle-aged terrier blend breed of a dog. That is more honest and majestic than most humanoids on Earth or other planets. With a blonde coat and brown eyes, the 2-foot tall beauty walks the Earth with only one intent in mind, to adventure and see the world and all it has to offer. The superior dog, in all its glory, has no intent in being the highest leading animal on Earth but is so nonchalantly. The humble animal is more a human than many of us maybe.

Wow, Grom is staring into my soul and I think I like it.

by mindragon January 1, 2021

Grom Com

Gay Rom Com

If you're looking for a new show to watch with your S/O, I'd suggest ******, it's a great grom com

by TastyBeans December 1, 2020

Grom

When you put your hand into a fist and smash it on your penis. It's said to cause a "orgasmic-like" sensation.

Sorry I might be a little late to the meeting, I just grommed and now I'm cleaning up.

by 1mosh April 13, 2024

grom

A surfer dude who likes to party.

James: Yo did you see Derek last night he was totally crushing beers and surfing.
Stella: Yeah he asked me for a hug with a white claw in his hand.
James: What a grom! 😂

by LJ COUNCIL October 3, 2021

Grom

The stuff that comes out the first time you take a poo after anal. Not to be confused with the ice cream.

"Yo, she's awesome and all but she left some grom behind after we did it. It took 5 washes to get it out of my sheets."

"Grom has a unique smell, you can't place it anywhere else"

by sillyfunnel69 April 15, 2024