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Gooner, goon, and gooning are terms used by self avowed coomers/porn addicts but it is also used in the gun/tactical community as a term for those in a smaller niche subsection that have night vision to do flat range shit in their kit. While the origins for how there came to be a sexual connotation linked to goon or gooning is unknown and still disputed by many online. Goon, at least in the context that it is used in the gun/tactical community, apparently stemmed from a saying coined originally by soldiers and operators in special operation units during the GWOT (Global War on Terror) who had the saying of "Moons out, goons out." which was supposed to refer to the fact many of these units handled night raids and were adept at it. Thus, later on, civilians (primarily those from the US) within the gun community during the time when it became more popular to not only own firearms but also plate carriers, ballistic helmets, and night vision is when many began to adopt the term as well.
Definition 1 Example: "I use Rule34 all the time, of course I'm a gooner."

Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"
by HAT-TR!CK December 21, 2024
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Gooner Arm

When someone goons so often the arm they use to goon becomes stronger than the other.
he goons so often he can rep 100lbs with his right arm (gooner arm) but can’t even pick up the 10lb with his left.
by Notinko101 November 22, 2025
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Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.
Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025
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Gooner

Furtive's friend sky is a gooner.
by The Youtuber Awesome October 8, 2018
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Gym gooner

Gym gooners are people who spend too much time in the gym, often flexing in front of mirrors or filming themselves. Instead of focusing on their own workouts, they usually walk around correcting others' form. They tend to ego lift and survive on three core steroid-based meals a day
They love machines and criticize free weight

But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids
Ayo bro , Look at that gym gooner trying to lift that massive weight just to impress chicks
All pain no gain

Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon
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gooner trapping

the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption
guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year
by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024
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Goonerize

(Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'

The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.
"Dude, Character just got goonerized."
by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025
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