i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”

“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.

by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024

Goldberg

The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.

I just fucking goldberg'd the shit out of those guys

by Yatoplayz December 06, 2020

Goldberg's Son

When you ass get beat so badly.

When Bobbly Lashely beat you so badly you became like goldberg's son

by GamerDeezNutz November 12, 2021

Justin Goldberg

A loving kind hearted kid, that loves every single person no matter who they are. He only wears black and grey hoodies with Nike athletic shorts. He has lots of weird friends.

I see a kid that’s wearing a black hoodie and athletic shorts, who is it… ITS JUSTIN GOLDBERG

by Derek Harel September 25, 2023

snappy goldberg

When you open you urethra and pore salt in then wacky of till the salt comes out

I lost a challenge so I was forced into a snappy Goldberg

by bigdick54 April 16, 2015