In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.
First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.
by Chadsef May 26, 2007
someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey
trey goatee dick stain
by blah b;la June 08, 2010
a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee
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used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.
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used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.
Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!
by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010
The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 June 30, 2015
A landing strip on a woman.
by Stelleah July 23, 2014
When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.
by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021