Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.

Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off

by Darkeagle2602 April 11, 2019

Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"

ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*

by Trains Lol October 12, 2018

Go commit not feel so good

To fade away and die just like Spider-Man did in Avengers Infinity War.

Friend: Go Commit not feel so good.
Spider Man: I don't feel so good.....

*Fades Away*

by TheAngryNerd May 13, 2019

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientific way to say go commit not alive.

"Alex, go commit oxygen not reaching lungs."
Alex proceeded to commit suicide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider

Just do it.

Yes, commit fortnite fall no glider, epic gamer moment. Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider!

by GoCommitDeath-Pacito October 9, 2019

go commit toaster bath

a dead meme that 4 year olds use and its pretty homosexual.

go commit toaster bath bitch

by killern838 October 29, 2018

Go commit punch iron golem

The minecraft version of go commit die

Person: ur mom gay
Minecraft player: go commit punch iron golem

by UN|kn|OWN August 14, 2019