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Golden Globes

They're the awards that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in theory gives to the best of cinema and television. They divide everything in two categories: comedy and drama. Once upon a time, the Golden Globes used to be taken seriously, but in recent years their nominees are movies that didn't even intended to be awarded (The Tourist, Bridesmaids, RED, Alice in Wonderland, etc.) and flicks that didn't even deserved it (Avatar the most notable example).

Since the rating drops in these past years, the HFPA has turned to the most desperate gimmicks like having the annoying comedian Ricky Gervais as its host and disposable teen idols like Megan Fox and Justin Bieber as presenters.
Golden Globes injustices:
a) Avatar winning best drama movie and District 9 being ignored in the category.
b) Glee winning over The Big Bang Theory as best comedy series.
c) Terri Hatcher winning as best comedy actress in a TV series while her superior co-star Marcia Cross didn't get anything.
by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012
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across the globe

Across the globe opinions appear unanimous as perceptions refrain from being synonymous.
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Golden globes

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Mariahs breasts?
Guy 2: Man those are more than breasts, those are some golden globes she has!
by Mayor lele January 19, 2010
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rocking the globee

In short. Smoking meth or heroin out of an oil pipe.

Globee is a glass pipe sold as an oil burner but is actually used for smoking meth or heroin
That guy was rocking the globee until the cop busted his ass. That's what he gets for being a tweeker.
by Old school trucker October 9, 2018
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Snow-globing

When a guy finishes in partners mouth and shakes their head vigorously before they swallow.
He was snow-globing me so hard I thought my head was gonna pop off.
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trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes
you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes
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light-globing

A particular style of fellatio where the testicles are twisted.
"Honey are you in the mood for some light-globing?"
by SARCHANGELUS February 14, 2017
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