glauren

jasper the house nigger

yeah, glauren is the sex

by hanna & lauren April 13, 2004

Anal glaucoma

When you just can't see your ass doing something.

"Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"

by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009

Glaugh

Also Scally Glaugh. Meaning someone is is skanky or has hooked up with a friends significant other. Short for the name McGlaughlin.

I can't believe she is flirting with my boo like that. What a scally Glaugh.

by Gat Rack December 13, 2004

Glausesome

Although it's now used as another word for cool, it literally means something that strucks awe. Something so amazing, one is in awe seeing it.

That homerun was Glausesome

by Dirtbag_420 May 16, 2006

glauferpunket

When one individual slaps his scrotum onto anothers face, and a picture is taken.

You've been "glauferpunket"! Said the man taking the picture. Like being (punked) but in a certain way.

by daddyD and MamaS December 12, 2010

Glaunt

Verb meaning to have sex in or near nature

We just glaunted in the forest.

by Wiseowl57 August 16, 2014

glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017