pussy glamoured

When males (or females) become awe/dumbstruck by intense direct eye contact by a usually beautiful woman. This is usually followed by helpless and stupefied behavior on the part of the one who has been pussy glamoured. The male version of being "dicknitized"

There's no saving him, he's been pussy glamoured. That woman can pussy glamour her way into anything! I got pussy glamoured last night, saw my card this morning…

by Kermit the Sage January 25, 2015

baby deener glamour puss

Young genius scallywag lite footed man

Oh no...baby deener glamour puss is stuck in a tree!

by Didrah November 17, 2020

glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

glamour shit

Taking a photo while during a bowel movement, properly timed this produces a relaxed facial expression similar to those achieved by a glamour shot

Bronson looks very peaceful in his most recent glamour shit.

by Dome ass March 13, 2019

glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.

Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Glamour Bottom

One who exudes such confidence and passion in everything they do, but in your heart and mind, you know they don't fuck, they get fucked, regardless of their sexuality.

Examples include: Mettaton, Howl Pendragon, and Miles Edgeworth

"Ugh, I want that sexyman to DESTROY me."
"Oh no girl, that snack is a glamour bottom, you destroy him."

by Crackin Jackin January 19, 2024

Glamour gooning

A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.

Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.

by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025