Gi Jew

A present/toy, often received by Nazi children. Gi Jew is often accompanied by an Easy Bake Oven.

That Nazi boy is bound to put Gi Jew in that Easy Bake Oven.

by Niiiiicccckkkk January 6, 2012

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Joe Gies

Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.

10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."

by El-TIGRE March 29, 2009

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GI Jody

A person who is usually a reservist or part of a national guard unit, who attempts to avoid deployment by any means necessary. Thereby, making him or her equivalent to a civilian Jody who wants to enjoy the perks of staying at home and not serving his or her country in their fullest capacity.

John transferred out of his national guard unit into the air national guard to get out of deployment. What a GI Jody.

by VinceyB702 October 28, 2009

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GI Phone

Any phone that has internet. Coming from the combination of the G1 Google phone and the iPhone.

Tom:What are you doing?
Fred:Checking stocks and watching You Tube...
Tom:Dam! I don't even have a GI Phone!!

by nosirroma January 26, 2009

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GI James

A poor misguided teenager who preys on fat chicks, and also publicly shows affection to these chunky plumpers he so much desires.

Jackson: OMG did you see GI james dry humping that fat chick in the hallway today right in front of everybody!

Evan: Yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!

by Jackson Rauchwarter December 16, 2006

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