Gary's so completely awesome, that he needs no example.
Gary's a complete douche, and deserves horrible, horrible, things.
Gary's a complete douche, and deserves horrible, horrible, things.
by Hinamorii October 31, 2010
Colloquial term used to describe one's father.
Derived from the name of actor Gary Oldman, whose surname, "old man", is in and of itself a colloquialism for father. Instead of saying "my old man", it is sufficient to say "my Gary".
Derived from the name of actor Gary Oldman, whose surname, "old man", is in and of itself a colloquialism for father. Instead of saying "my old man", it is sufficient to say "my Gary".
1. "Can't go out tonight, I'm having a drink with my Gary."
2. "What do you want from Gary Christmas this year, Timmy?"
3. "Luke, I am your Gary."
2. "What do you want from Gary Christmas this year, Timmy?"
3. "Luke, I am your Gary."
by Trimp April 10, 2009
A sweet, funny guy with ginormous ears that tend to be freakishly stretchy. He is a great friend or boyfriend and an athletic guy. They tend to be short but their humongous ears make up for it. They are generally smart but don't act like it and is very blond at times (even though they are usually brown haired). He makes friends easily and hangs out with more girls than guys. He always feels like he needs a girlfriend when he's single and feels like being single when he's in a relationship.
by bootybump and hole punch April 09, 2011
Loves the sound of his own voice, thinks he is the best looking man in the world and needs to be treated like a princess.
Being a Gary
by Sarahk March 14, 2014
Dude, WTF is smells like a "Gary" in here.
Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"
The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.
Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"
The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.
by TheGaryMan January 01, 2013
Whore loving man. Loves the easy sluts, enjoys being around them at parties and events of such. Doesnt treat woman right, absurdly stubborn.
by beewitched May 01, 2011
Gary is Spongebob's pet in the show "Spongebob Squarepants". He doesn't talk, but says an odd "Meow". He's blue with a light and dark pink and purple shell with a swirl and polka dots. He hates baths, when Spongebob gets on his nerves, and being ignored.
by Swimmylikessoap September 10, 2011