A Garrison, referring to attorney Greg Garrison of the Tyson Trial, is a person who has no sympathy for rapists and thinks that they are no better than dirt.
by colts12 June 5, 2018
Get the Garrisonmug. to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.
"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".
by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021
Get the garrisonedmug. That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.
by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019
Get the Garrisonmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》Lane《¤》Garrison《¤》lane《¤》garrison《¤》Lane《¤》Garrison《¤》mug. The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times
by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024
Get the drew garrisonmug. Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023
Get the Herbert Garrisonmug. A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
Get the tanner garrisonmug.