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Futon

Jack plows on his futon whilst Poppin
On the futon imma give her that penis
by DarkDestroyer442 April 22, 2021
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cold fusion

Some ultra-cool event that everyone would like to see happen, and some people anticipate happening ... which will never happen.
Jimbo, you say you got a date with Tyra Banks, the super model? Yeah, right -- I'll believe that when my pad is powered via cold fusion and I start gassin' up my ride with hydroms.
by The Jive Chemist May 27, 2005
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fusionninja

it is a sexual act a man may order in which a gay man sneaks up behind at any time (the main appeal of this sexual act is unknowing when it will happen it adds to the thrill) hog tieing them then giving them a reach around and leaving them there than later coming back within 12 hrs having sex with them while they are still tied up and then untying them and immediately leaving as fast as you can
first a man would order a fusionninja and then within 12-48 hours he would be confronted by the man then hogtied given a reach around leave them there tied up then come back within 12 hr time period having sex with the person (while they are still tied up) then after the happy ending the person is untied then the other male leaves immediately
by NotJamey June 22, 2009
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Nuclear Fusion

A reaction in which two or more atomic nuclei come close enough to form one or more different atomic nuclei and subatomic particles (neutrons and/or protons). The difference in mass between the products and reactants is manifested as the release of large amounts of energy.
Nuclear Fusion is a possible energy source for future generations.
by Pegastash February 7, 2017
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Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky
Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.
by LlSS April 21, 2008
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Fusion XL

One form of humus, which can be distinguished by the baggy echo wear and wigger-like tactics.
by Shnoop June 3, 2004
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futoned

To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.
that dude just futoned my whole team!
by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010
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