vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 26, 2007

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

funeral

When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.

"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 17, 2006

funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!

As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"

by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006

funnerier

The sexxi ass version of funnier.

This is geting funnerier for me by the passing second.

by TheUndermind August 9, 2009

fuffer

A fuffer is a blanket. Can also be used as a verb meaning to cover with a blanket.

Father: "Are you ready to be tucked in yet? It's past your bedtime."
Child: "I can't go to sleep yet. I can't find my fuffer!"
Father: "Well I guess you'll have to deal with being fuffered with this blanket for tonight."

by Kerlack July 3, 2009