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frosting the mons

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go
by schmuckaneers June 23, 2009
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weasel frosting

noun

1 : maintenance of a web journal or weblog; blogging, especially trivialities and the results of name generators, meme generators, and internet quizzes

2 : a name generator, meme generator, or internet quiz

3 : an expression describing the elusiveness of content on the internet; an expression of doubt

4 : bikini wax

(Etymology : weasel : Middle English wesele, from Old English weosule; frosting : unknown)
The Hobbit Name Generator is nothing but weasel frosting.
by Peony Boffin of Whitfurrows December 6, 2003
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Frosting

1. Any kind of drug that has a hue of white. Could be a mixture of drugs.
2. The white liquid known as semen that comes from a man.
1. I heard that the man in room 254 is addicted to frosting.
2. The prostitute on that curb? I heard that she collected frosting that came from her johns.
by Thunderworm24 November 18, 2010
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Frosting

Any summertime act done, in appropriate summer time clothes or a state of total nudity, in deep snow.
Pumping gas in a pair of shorts and no shirt, in 12" of snow.
BBQ'ing in nothing but an apron...with a foot of snow on the ground.

"It snowed like 13" last night, so I thought I'd get in my mankini and go frosting for a cup of coffee on the deck."

"I know it's 4 degrees, and there's 2 feet of snow outside, but I'm just gonna go out in my apron and cook some shit up on the grill...frosting style."

"Nothing quite like getting into my bikini and going out into the deep snow to make some frosting snow angels."
by El Wgas February 6, 2012
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Frosting

Where a male blows a considerably large load onto a female’s body, often either the face or the breasts, and completely covers them in cum. Can be achieved either through a period of abstinence, or with supplements that increases ejaculatory volume, such as Maca Powder or Tribulus, or even Celery.
Colin and LeeAnn had been getting closer and closer as the months passed by. Eventually, Colin revealed his fantasy about frosting to her, and she decided to let him try out his little experiment. After loading up on celery and Maca Powder for 3 weeks, and not beating off, he felt full to bursting, and that evening they decided to give it a try. And she sucked him off, working her magic on his dick, he soon felt the pressure building deep in his groin. The closer he got, the fuller he felt. As soon as he broke the threshold of pleasure, he moaned loudly, and LeeAnn let him pop out of her mouth. He aimed right for her tits, and then he started to pour. He didn’t feel the familiar sensation of rapid jets blasting out his tip: this felt more like pouring cement. Thick, powerful spurts coated her dark breasts until there was very little skin showing. He simply grunted as his kegal muscles worked hard to blow out the massive load. Eventually, his jism slowed to a halt, and he was left with one very impressed girl in front of him. As he started to soften, LeeAnn quickly latched onto his dick and started to succ off the remaining seed. This breathed a second life into his manhood, and seeing she was very eager to keep going, Colin knew he was in for a fun night.
by health&wellness54 October 26, 2020
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Frosting Finger

Giving someone the Frosting Finger is when a person removes their finger from an anus, and having noticed an amount of fecal residue, inserts said finger into the mouth of the anus owner.
I gave her the ol' frosting finger for her birthday, and she threw up on my brother.
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Jack Frosting

Inserting cocaine in your sexual partners anus, and sniffing up all the cocaine after the partner farts it out.
Guy 1: Dude this girl is into Jack Frostings.
Guy 2: Legit.
by ReptaRRwaR September 26, 2010
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