Fontanese

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.

I wish I could speak Fontanese.

by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

farnts

Barnyard animal farts.

-Wow, what's that smell?
-That, my friend, is the smell of farnts.
-What, have you been eating hay?
-Yes.

by Albeany February 13, 2010

fontmoji

a sticker app that lets you type in different fonts

He just sent me the most ridiculous fontmoji.

by gam3rgurl June 18, 2018

Foont

The sound that Nerfs gun make when shooting darts

Hey did you know the sound Nef Gun make when you shoot a dart is foont

by Dogsteeves August 3, 2018

font kink

an attraction to fonts

Man Stella is really attracted to fonts, maybe she has a font kink.

by Pseudonym4Katy November 18, 2018

Fontaine

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

font fever

In instant messaging, when one copies and pastes into an IM and for the rest of the conversation (or until he or she closes the IM window), his or her typing is stuck in the font and/or color of the pasted selection. Often abbreviated as "ff."

(In this example, CAPS lock denotes a different font)

Laura821: Hahaha look! JONAS BROTHERS' MOM SAYS 'THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE DESIRES.'

Laura821: MAYBE THOSE FIVE YEAR OLDS WILL GET TO BANG THEM AFTER ALL

Laura821: AW MAN, FF. I'VE CAUGHT THE JOBROS' FONT FEVER.

by feveredtypist June 15, 2009