FOOCH

The act of farting into a cushion, getting up and returning later to find the smell still lingering.

"Damn, who fooched in the studio chair?" "I should have wrote that fooch into the will."

by Bladerick November 10, 2012

fobcessories

Accessories and paraphernalia used predominantly by FOBs.

She loves her fobcessories, such as Hello Kitty, Forever Friends, and Yes Cards

by Raymond Cheung September 1, 2006

Foober

A hypothetical food delivery food service from the good people who gave you Uber.

Basically Uber Eats, but with a more creative name.

I'm too lazy to make dinner tonight, so instead, I'm going to spend 20 minutes scrolling through this menu on the Foober app and then wait an additional 40 minutes for someone to bring my food to me. #America

by naveickel December 3, 2018

Fooch

The female equivalent of a gooch

"Aww man, I've been sitting a long time and I've pinched my fooch"

by Hoodwink3r May 14, 2020

Fooked

When you smoke some absolute bangers and get way to fried to the point your body is tingling. Therefor, you are fucking cooked.

Tyler: "Yo did you go to that party last night"

Joseph: "Fuck yea dude but I was so fooked, I can't remember anything.

by Tara Dikoff July 1, 2020

plum foolery

To partake in foolishness or causing mischief.

I've had just about enough of this plum foolery!

*as opposed to the more commonly used tom foolery.

by Jason Harris January 7, 2009

April Fooled

When one is stupid / gullible enough to actually fall for a joke / trick / prank on April Fools Day.

I asked Suzie out on a date - she thought I was serious and got excited until I April Fooled her!

by sfdave April 2, 2010