friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.

"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."

by pavicnat January 10, 2012

failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl

http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.

by johnthepon August 21, 2008

fogled

to get screwed over royally, as in the TV show treasure hunters

oh man, they fogled us.
or
Ha! we just fogled your ass!

by Coyote90 August 26, 2006

you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Fooled

To be tricked into doing something stupid i.e. Foolish by someone and/or something.

Often done among friends as friendly jesting and is rarely malicious.

People who are fooled regularly could be described as a Fool and/or n00b.

Friend 1: Argh!! This bastard vending machine took my money!

friend 2: Lol! You got fooled!
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Friend 1 on msn: Here mate look at this new half life 3 preview screenshot it looks well good

Friend 2 on msn: What?! They're making it already?! Send it to us

*sends Tub girl photo*

Friend 2 on msn: Thanx mate

*Prolonged waiting as Friend 2 vomits excessively*

Friend 2 on msn: Damn you are sick!!

Friend 1 on msn: Lol! You got fooled

by Dan January 13, 2005

Whole Fooled

(verb): To shop at Whole Foods while being in complete ignorance of the fact that their CEO is an avatar of right-wing, pro-corporate capitalist exploitation at it's finest who created the chain specifically to rip off overly wealthy left-wing liberals who are into the idea of organic food as part of their lifestyle.

(noun): "Whole Fool" - A person who is Whole Fooled. Derogatory.

Jeannie loves shopping at Whole Foods because she's been Whole Fooled.

by NephilimNexus March 16, 2009