flamtacious

Something that isn't flammable that catches on Fire

That wasn't supposed to catch fire it must be flamtacious

by Sazmcp March 12, 2015

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shit flumes

an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave competitors fire a projectile shit missile from the deep depths of their thundering anus down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden shit of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of shit, the shit lord!

as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity

i had only been participating in shit flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power shit as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pronounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to shit flume until i die!

by the shit lord February 17, 2010

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Flumtastic

Flumtastic is a word first used by Keiichi Tsuchiya, better known as the Drift King (Not to be confused by K-Brown the illegal street racing Drift King) and his friends from the Canadian underground rap group, F.L.U.M. Flowing Like Ultimate Mcs. The word varies in meaning but the general concensus is that it refers to someone or something that expels greatness and excellence while making those around the subject fall flat like pathetic underachievers that should be out on the streets begging for money to buy more alcohol to drown out the sorrows of their worthless existence like a bum (aka Bumtastic). Fans of F.L.U.M. have added on to the definition by mentioning that if you're "Flumtastic" then you are almost as good as the members of F.L.U.M.

Example 1: Damn, girl! You lookin' flumtastic right now! Don't blame me if you end up in a bed covered with rose petals.

Example 2: Drop a couple of flumtastic bars, dawg! Why don't you spit a hot 16 for the hood, homie?

Example 3 (From the freestyle MC Without A Conscience by OG Paperboy): My squad keepin' it flumtastic/ None of that "put you on blast" shit/ Just prepare to get your ass kicked and thats it/

by Flum Master January 25, 2015

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Lincoln Log-flume

A very exciting technique to liven up any relationship, If things are looking down, suggest this to your partner. The lincoln log flume takes days to prepare, beginning with sorting out your diet to decide how stirdy the log is, which is key! Firstly the male starts the manouver by placing his buttocks above a females chest and squeezing out a nice big turd. When the excretion is complete the lady raises her posture so that the crap is sitting nicely above the chesticles. Then the male will stand above the head and begin to urinate on the womans chest, making the poop down the ladies body, replicating the image of a log flume. If the womans tits arent big enough, get a jacobs cracker and place it below the turd to stop it sliding down prematurely, The crap cracker can be eaten after if your a little bit sick.

The wife asked me to spice up our bedroom antics, i suggested a lincoln log-flume and then the bitch divorced me when she found out what it was!

by MilkmanFromMars May 4, 2009

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angry log flume

when having sex, the male is so desperate for a piss he can no longer hold it in and instead of pulling out he wee's in the womans vagina at such force the urine is forced up the womans uterus then to her stomach, this then causes the woman to be violently sick over the male burning his eyes and causing him to throw up all over her ending in a mass of sick.

this guy called ben needed a piss so bad during sex he angry log flumed holly

by sid and flo's mogging co. August 17, 2007

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