Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

Flubs Server

A trash server where kids become christians and keep repeating annoying dead memes

Person 1: LOOK AT THIS COOL MEME I POSTED ON FLUBS SERVER
Person 2: Please end me...

by Jackboomhead July 18, 2018

Flub

Is the skin that sticks out between a womans bra stap and her armpit in the backside. Generally a negative term.

That lady needs to cover her flub up, it looks disgusting.

by Stangmk January 28, 2019

Flub

An anagram for a fat lazy ugly bitch.

This dude I used to work with was the biggest flub I ever met.

by Obsoleteprototype May 28, 2018

FLUB

A fat, lazy, useless bastard.

That boy in my science class is such a FLUB!

by Keepyourhandsoff September 25, 2019

Flub

Flub
Def: Someone who is stupid beyond all comprehension that fails everyone in ways unimaginable.

Ex.1: I asked John to vacuum the carpet and he messed up so bad he made the vacuum start smoking, what a flub!

Ex.2: You flub! I said to start the dishes and what do you do?! You eat three tide pods! Unbelievable shara!

by Mr.fluffleflu April 24, 2018

flub rub

When you don't have a thigh gap,so when your thighs are moist rub together and burn and eventually scab

I'm so sweaty from walking so long I have flub rub

by Palmieri June 18, 2017