Flour Daddy

(Noun): A male significant other who purchases anything for their own significant other, as long as it is within budget. The term flour is derived as a substitute from the word sugar in sugar daddy, as it isn't quite as sweet as sugar but is able to get the job done.

Man: "Let's go out sometime, let me be your flour daddy."

Woman: "Flour daddy?"

Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."

Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"

by Huntaaification May 28, 2018

Timid flour lotus

The process of making and eating a cake inside of a vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal

Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting

Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it

Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina

Let’s make a timid flour lotus tonight wanda

by Frodo dojo April 22, 2024

flour fumes

The hip word for hormones from the book illegal my ass

“What was happening on that pool table?”

“It was flour fumes.”

“Is that the hip word for hormones?”

by BlackJester November 17, 2017

Flour Angel

Like a snow angle but with flour, often seen in parts of Africa.

J - There is no snow in Audenshaw . S - That's funny I must have made a flour angel then.

by BrightsideSon March 02, 2018

Grinding flour

The act of rubbing your old granny’s powdery old fanny resulting in a white fishy floury paste

I was grinding flour last night at your mum’s house

by Filthy 69 May 29, 2018

sift flour

(verb)-said of a conversation, an activity, a book or a movie: to become dull, boring, meaningless, and/or redundant

Sequels to great Hollywood classics are not as great as the parent original because, more often than not, they sift flour.

by Sexydimma March 13, 2013

To sift flour (v.)

1. to contemplate; to refine one's life purpose

2. To dump flour into a sieve and filter the larger chunks.

"I sat out on the bench, high, eating Jenis and started siftin' the flour."

"Hey, let's get high and sift some flour."

to sift flour (v.)

by To sift flour July 30, 2015