Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015

To sift flour (v.)

1. to contemplate; to refine one's life purpose

2. To dump flour into a sieve and filter the larger chunks.

"I sat out on the bench, high, eating Jenis and started siftin' the flour."

"Hey, let's get high and sift some flour."

to sift flour (v.)

by To sift flour August 31, 2015

Flour Daddy

(Noun): A male significant other who purchases anything for their own significant other, as long as it is within budget. The term flour is derived as a substitute from the word sugar in sugar daddy, as it isn't quite as sweet as sugar but is able to get the job done.

Man: "Let's go out sometime, let me be your flour daddy."

Woman: "Flour daddy?"

Man: "Yeah tonight is on me, but maybe stay away from the lobster, I'm on a budget."

Woman: "Oh I gotcha, like a bootleg sugar daddy?"

by Huntaaification June 10, 2018

Grinding flour

The act of rubbing your old granny’s powdery old fanny resulting in a white fishy floury paste

I was grinding flour last night at your mum’s house

by Filthy 69 June 10, 2018

Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.

Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."

by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019

flour fumes

The hip word for hormones from the book illegal my ass

“What was happening on that pool table?”

“It was flour fumes.”

“Is that the hip word for hormones?”

by BlackJester November 17, 2017

Flour Angel

Like a snow angle but with flour, often seen in parts of Africa.

J - There is no snow in Audenshaw . S - That's funny I must have made a flour angel then.

by BrightsideSon March 3, 2018