Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.

"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"

by Sweet papaya July 04, 2015

Anus-flour

Special flour to make ones anal area non-sticky.

While stimulating someones anus it can occur that the anal area, in particular the anus it self, can get glutinous. This causes the skin of the receiving part to stick to the skin of the active part. Anus-flour can help in this regard, presupposed it is worked into the dough correctly.

Carl:"Man Lisa i really like eating your ass, but your skin gets stuck on my tongue all the time."
Lisa:"No problem Carl I have some anus-flour with me."
Carl:"Thank you Lisa! This will assure that we both can enjoy our sexuality."
Lisa:"Yeah! But just make sure to work it into the dough correctly."

by sisanchopancho May 27, 2019

flour puff

when you masturbate thinking about bon qui qui and you cum out flour

"dude, i flour puffed last night and it was great, wanna join me tonight?"

by bonbonquiqui March 24, 2016

power flour

Another word for cocaine

Ric: want some of that power flour?
James: what's that?
Ric: some of that coke! It's a hell of a drug

James: let's go get some booger sugar

by Unobomber February 04, 2016

flour fumes

The hip word for hormones from the book illegal my ass

“What was happening on that pool table?”

“It was flour fumes.”

“Is that the hip word for hormones?”

by BlackJester November 17, 2017

Flour Angel

Like a snow angle but with flour, often seen in parts of Africa.

J - There is no snow in Audenshaw . S - That's funny I must have made a flour angel then.

by BrightsideSon March 02, 2018

Grinding flour

The act of rubbing your old granny’s powdery old fanny resulting in a white fishy floury paste

I was grinding flour last night at your mum’s house

by Filthy 69 May 29, 2018