Flob

A word created by mixing the words Blob and Flower together.

- Made by Moriah Elizabeth

'What are you painting?'

' Oh, i'm painting a Flob.'

by de wallen July 9, 2022

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Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

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A blob who is also a flower. It is customary in the flob community for the petals of the flob to be alternating. Some flobs inhabit the exciting flob city and many wish to win a trip there.

Word credit - Moriah Elizabeth

Person 1: My favorite blob is little flobby the flob.
Person 2: You watch Moriah Elizabeth too?!
#teampickleforlife.

by Heheheheheheheheheheheheheetc. July 11, 2022

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Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

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