Skip to main content

Hydro Flask

A gay water-bottle
Hydro Flasksksksksksksksksk
by Logethin Logworth December 22, 2020
mugGet the Hydro Flask mug.

Hydro flask

There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.

It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
by Fucboi carti September 26, 2019
mugGet the Hydro flask mug.

Flasking

Flasking is when you fill a drink with a concoction created by receiving oral sex and making your girl spit it back into a flask. After loading it with jizz, you push it into her pussy till she squirts into it. Then mix it well and drink it up!
"Yo bro wanna buy a drink?" "Nah, me and my girl went flasking yesterday, i have enough to drink"
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
mugGet the Flasking mug.

nut flask

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls
I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.
by Mooseman313 October 21, 2017
mugGet the nut flask mug.

Thymos flask

A device used by classical scholars to contain their emotions.
Justin managed to bottle up all the way through his Ancient Greek exam, but afterwards his thymos flask exploded and he broke down in tears.
by Outovator March 15, 2024
mugGet the Thymos flask mug.

Flasking

The act of carrying and drinking an alcoholic beverage from a flask, a metal container for storing a small amount of liquor, typically to be carried in one's pocket.
Should’ve been flasking today, it’s negative ten on this slow ass lift.
by Djazflo January 14, 2024
mugGet the Flasking mug.

Flasked

When you are in a tent and the wind picks up moving the fly off the tent.
The tent was flasked in the howling wind.
by Tent123 October 2, 2020
mugGet the Flasked mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email