First dayer

Anyone who tries out for a sport and gets cut on the first day of cuts.

Jackson Cunningham is now a first dayer after getting cut from the baseball team on the first day.

by Director of Athletes March 9, 2022

Korean Hotrod Firetruck

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.

George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.

by Toffles September 1, 2014

The Church of Firnando

"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member

The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.

High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"

by Church_Of_Firnando November 12, 2020

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 12, 2004

first syndrome

When a person (usually girls) stay with the first person they ever fell in love with, despite the other person treating them like crap. The more first times they had with the person, the worse the condition is likely to be. eg. If he was her first kiss, first time & first boyfriend etc...

Mika: Why is Sarah still with Jake? He cheats on her all the time, and she knows it.
Shirl: Yeah....she's got first syndrome pretty bad

by meeeeeegggggg May 9, 2007

First Pussy Syndrome(FPS)

A condition which occurs with young males after they've had their first sexual intercourse with a particular woman and they become overattached with their first pussy. The condition often comes with feelings of extreme desperation and thoughts that he will never find a better one. FPS is often assoctiated with denial of common sense. Other related symptomes are: crying over the phone, stalking the pussy on social networks, loss of all self respect, etc.

Man, he wouldn't let her go, I think he has First Pussy Syndrome(FPS).

by redmistx May 27, 2015

the first and the third

The term "the first and the third" refers to the two days of the month on which individuals receiving government financial assistance get their funds. On these days, some low-income and government housing projects prohibit their residents from receiving visitors so that the funds are not mismanaged. Generally, the term refers to the distribution of federal aid money (and not the other negative connotation).

Examples in pop-culture:
"And make 'em feel good like the first and the third." (Jeezy, from the song "My Hood," off the album "Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101")
"Getting like like the first and the third." (Curren$y, from the song, "Coolie in the Cut," off the album "New Jet City")

Example of daily usage:
me: "Hi Caleb, I'm in the Tenderloin. Can I come visit?"
boyfriend: "No, it's the third. My building won't allow visitors today. People's checks just came in."

by donnauwanna October 5, 2016