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Finnish Memes

Finnish Memes (often abbreviated FMs) are in an alternate reality bubble within our own world, they appear to be what people would find funny in a world similiar, but different from ours.
Finnish memes are crazy, and you can never understand them since they're in, well... finnish.
by cyclopentane August 4, 2022
mugGet the Finnish Memesmug.

Finnish horse show

The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.
Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!
by Mello jello March 3, 2015
mugGet the Finnish horse showmug.

Finnish Car Wash

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall
by running with freedom May 1, 2021
mugGet the Finnish Car Washmug.

Finnish bidet

A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)
Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it
by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017
mugGet the Finnish bidetmug.

finnish summer

That time of the year when nobody really has any expectations for good weather.
Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”
by whoever I may be May 27, 2019
mugGet the finnish summermug.

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .
After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .
by Ack dog November 3, 2022
mugGet the The Finnish slidemug.

Finnish citizen

A Finnish Citizen is a man who loves fucking deers while drinking absolut Vodka meanwhile he is shooting russians on the border
by A random Finn December 1, 2019
mugGet the Finnish citizenmug.

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