Finnish bidet

A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)

Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it

by Wizard of Cummies December 20, 2017

Big Finnish Energy

A person who always takes jokes to seriously, and takes things personally

"Bro I said this chick was a jerk last night, and she stormed off"
"Don't worry bro she probably just had big finnish energy

by _kiddy_ August 16, 2019

Finnish school

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.

Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022

Finnish horse show

The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.

Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!

by Mello jello March 3, 2015

finnish tickler

when you get a girl close to orgasm by tickling her body quickly all over

“God, that guy almost made me burst! He’s a real Finnish tickler!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.

I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.

by Base19 May 22, 2023