Someone who says that he gets all the girls but secretly is a gay. He doesn't tell his friends anything unless you go to a football match with him. He says he is a very good footballer but secretly he knows that he is washed and is definitely not a baller.
by HugoThePug February 24, 2023

A person who has a emo shrine of monster cans in his room because he's "edgy" and "cool" He also has sex with keyboards.
by bigchongychingy January 24, 2022

to be a finley chapman is to be the stereotypical 14 year old brit boy who keeps up with liverpool footie. he wears adidas trackies and smokes at the park with his mates. a finley chapman will either rock a blond perm or a straight fringe cutting off in the middle of the forehead. finley chapmans can be nice, but be careful!- one wrong move and he'll call you a mong.
"did you watch the game last night? liverpool fucking crushed it!"
"cmon man, dont be a finley chapman!"
"cmon man, dont be a finley chapman!"
by harlingzen March 15, 2019

biggest knob around, will be a huge dick when you don’t like him back
don’t worry it’s only because he has a small one
don’t worry it’s only because he has a small one
by reverend hale February 7, 2020

Normal people may take an afternoon nap... Some an early evening nap...
The Famous Finley is a nap that takes place anytime... 7am, 10am, 6pm, you get my point. Whenever, whenever, just because you can.. and don't give a fuck.
The Famous Finley is a nap that takes place anytime... 7am, 10am, 6pm, you get my point. Whenever, whenever, just because you can.. and don't give a fuck.
by R. Louise Cheshire December 12, 2010

When you only watch other people have sex when they don’t know ( for example looking under your brothers covers when you know him and his girlfriend are naked and also sends videos of him wanking to the “boys”
by The girl with his brother April 13, 2020

Absolute Badass in every way, god at trickshots in video games and his favourite type of food is Asian Cuisine!
by The Mad Lad August 25, 2019
