Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all

“aw man they’re such a finch”

by Finch_hater May 27, 2025

finch

bending your dick left/right to fix your curve and return it to straight

yooo jakey musasa ima go “finch” in the shower to fix up my curve

by ethanandrish September 19, 2025

Finch Rovers

The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.

Big up the top shaggers in red and black!

'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)

by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 5, 2021

Finch Fucker

A man that attracts finches in his anal cavity by hanging from a tree upside down with peanut butter and bird seed spread in his anus pretending to be a bird feeder.

A Finch Fucker can be seen hanging upside down like a circus clown with a mound of peanut and bird seed on his taint and ass waiting for an innocent finch to fly and make a nest.

by Finchfuckerstopper October 20, 2009

Finch-HIMself

Finch-HIMself is mostly known for hacking Habbo.com moderators and staff members. He's a legit hacker that has made several thousand dollars simply by playing an 'online game'.

His website is www.Finch-HIMself.com

Finch-HIMself don't take my furnizzzz!!!

by William Reed January 2, 2008

Finch name

Finch is a type of yellow bird but is also a persons name. Finch is a brave, strong person who can lack self confidence. They are a person you will want to keep around. They can be kind and imaginative. And a very good loyal friend. And a Finch cares about others feelings, normally close friends. If you find a Finch and are one of the lucky ones they choose to be friends with, keep them around. they have a good sense of humor, and a large friend group.
Finch is one of the best people I have ever met.
Remember Finch, there are people who care about you.
A Finch is similar to a Victoria.

Stop waving less self confidence then if you had a Finch name.

by Neverguessmeyourfriend December 21, 2021

finch brain

A person who has a brain that is the same size as a finch.

Katie is a finch brain, she thinks dolphins are fast on land

by KenzBoiDad October 10, 2020