by ThatKidThatYouSeeInTheHalls April 11, 2019

Pork Steak. people with less money BBQ this than actually buying "beef" filet's. Must be cooked over charcoal, not a gas grill. derives from Florissant, MO. A town within St.Louis county.
by BBQabc123 September 1, 2012

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 1, 2025

When a unconscious body gets jizzed on his or her lips and as the sperm gets sticky you stick pubic hairs to them.
by Thelookster39 July 3, 2017

“Dale had a Cornhole-Filet with his dog Fluffy, so his wife divorced him and he was ostracized by everyone around him.
by Legen_LLLLLLLLLLLLLLJ2Kool October 7, 2022

by Bloodyshoes October 18, 2017
