A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.
The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.
The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.
Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one
by Jumpedbyparrots January 13, 2011
by ThiccyBoii October 11, 2017
a very funny comedian who is gorgeous, unique and a complete legend!
most famous for his characters in the might boosh
most famous for his characters in the might boosh
Noel Fielding Quotes Yeah?
"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"
"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."
"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."
"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"
"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."
"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."
by [R]o January 06, 2008
When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.
by Jd02 October 20, 2013
Noel Fielding. King of the MODS.
Comedic Legend.
Be enchanted by his raw sexual magnetism.
and that cheeky finge and razor sharp cheeks bones and chinny chin.
Comedic Legend.
Be enchanted by his raw sexual magnetism.
and that cheeky finge and razor sharp cheeks bones and chinny chin.
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Rachel: i agree.
by PlanPony January 17, 2008
The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.
Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!
by GrappleCare June 21, 2009
by surgee5 August 19, 2019